...and the brake lights don't work and the radio won't turn off either. I pulled the 30A fuseable link in the panel to get it to stop, but I have NO idea where to go from here. It's obviously a relay somewhere...
It's really been pouring here in Houston, I noticed that my purse was wet when I got in this morning...weird.
Any ideas guys???

Let me amend this. The brake lights are not related (when i wiggle the switch they do turn on and off) the radio turns off when you open the door (that's me just being dumb) but the wipers don't turn off. Where is the relay located?