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The grill I ordered is a little different ..in the fact that it is powder coated black.

I just have to get off my arse and install the pile of stuff I have purchased.

I have the SLT package on my Z71 ...from what I understand, it has every option. Power everything ...including butt warmers ...like I need those living in California.I know it's a Z71 option, but I thought I was missing the skid plate ....my brother took it off to fix something and didn't put it back on before I bought it. I just put it back in this weekend.

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Southbay - I'd like to see the grill.

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I'll try to get it on this weekend ...but basically it's got round holes like the Denali's, but smaller ...and it's black.

Also keep in mind ...I have a Sierra, so no bar w/ a bowtie in the center of it.

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Did someone say bowtie?

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I said bowtie ...but not Bowtie.

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ha those buttwarmers do come in handy in the dakotas

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how weird is this? I have a bone stock 03 manual everything but i have leather seats!

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youd think that was a higher option.

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That is bizarre ...was it on the lot like that ...or special ordered?

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Are you 100% positive they aren't vinyl?

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pretty sure vinyl is not an option anymore.

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we had a 99 work truck with vinyl... or shatty leather...

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I know a lot of the "work" trucks around here for the county and stuff like that have vinyl in them cause it won't ruin like cloth will with someone's sweaty butt in it.

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I got a visual on that last night while at the gym. I plump woman working out bent over, and naturally I eye balled her, and there was a large wet spot in her crack. She must have been sitting on a vinyl bicycle seat.;)

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Aw man! I could have made it thru the day without that visual. Lol. Could be worse tho, she could sit on your face and fart, Ha ha ha. Uh......Ew!

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Damn, thats some sick ass s***. Thanks guys.

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I can scratch experimentation with E3's off my list. Gonna go to Denso Iridium when my current ones need replacing.

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I think something just came up in the back of my throat thanks. Now for the revenge visual:
The same "plump" woman eats 12 pounds of ocra and a bar of Ex-lax and takes a dump on a glass table while you observe from below. Pleasant dreams.

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Thats foul! lol. What if she shoved her who ha in your face and it was all crusty and oozing stuff. Ah I just made myself cringe.

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by the way if she craps on your chest, it's called a cleveland steamer

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before i puke.............................yeah it was on the lot like that and it is definitly leather. not vinyl. I asked the sales man before i bought it and he said that it is a $1000 option usually and he has had a lot of work trucks come in like that. guess i just lucked out.

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<-----Wonders what a lady taking a dump on a table has to do with useless performance mods. LMAO this thread is hella funny.

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If a lady takes a dump on a table it's still a performance. The glass table is the useless mod.
Would you think different of me if I wanted to see it?

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No Cracker we wouldn't. It's just what we expect from you.

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if she is a midget it costs a lot more![8D]

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My friend hooked up with a midget one time, which was really funny since he is 6'5".

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that's awsome! i am on a midget pirate kick right now.

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I hear flordia is the place for midget pirates :p

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Mainly around Disney.

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lol

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Wow, you've all taken an already retarted thing way the heck too far....[sm=smiley26.gif]

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Crossed the line and built a hotel.

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AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGG....
that's how ye roll !!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the only useless exhaust istrue duals, it is good for top end. if you wanna keep your tourque run headers into a y pipe and one muffler. if your gunna run nitrous or somehin just install cutouts. but for the cost, i rule true duals useless, but damn it does sound good.

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With the cutouts I was thinking about getting electric ones. With or without nos what would it do for the engine? Ya'll will have to forgive some of my questions without going into too much detail I was injured in the military. Aside from total cartilage damage memory and other problems were to be expected down the road. Memory has already happened since I haven't had people to talk to about silverado's and mods for years I've become a bit of a tard on this stuff.

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No, those are butt pirates. Midgets are south of Tampa. There is a town established in the 1900's as a refuge for retired circus freaks. I'm not kidding.

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And that is info only Cracker would know.

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I love my state and could tell you anything about it. My friends and family often compare me to Cliff from Cheers.
For you young bucks - it was a sitcom filmed in a bar "in front of a live studio audience"

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Better Cliff than Norm :D Now I'm gonna have to watch it when I see it on again, damn it's been years.

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that's back when kirsty alley was hot