Dear Abby
#1
09-29-2006 | 11:06 PM
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Dear Abby
Dear Abby,
I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision.
I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs. The phone rings, but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently, although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work. You don't know them."
I sometimes stay awake to look out for her cab coming home, but she always comes walking up the drive as I hear the sound of a car leaving, around the corner, as if she has gotten out and walked the rest of the way. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi at all?
I once picked up her cell phone, just to see what time it was. This caused her to go completely berserk. She quickly snatched the phone out of my hand and cursed me hysterically, screaming that I should never touch her personal property. She then accused me of trying to spy on her.
Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my wife. I think deep down, I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.
I decided I was going to park my Corvette next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the street around the corner when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Vette that I noticed a small amount of motor oil leaking through the oil pan gasket between the rear bell housing and engine block.
So, is this something I can easily repair myself or do you think I should take it back to the dealer?
I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision.
I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs. The phone rings, but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently, although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work. You don't know them."
I sometimes stay awake to look out for her cab coming home, but she always comes walking up the drive as I hear the sound of a car leaving, around the corner, as if she has gotten out and walked the rest of the way. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi at all?
I once picked up her cell phone, just to see what time it was. This caused her to go completely berserk. She quickly snatched the phone out of my hand and cursed me hysterically, screaming that I should never touch her personal property. She then accused me of trying to spy on her.
Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my wife. I think deep down, I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.
I decided I was going to park my Corvette next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the street around the corner when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Vette that I noticed a small amount of motor oil leaking through the oil pan gasket between the rear bell housing and engine block.
So, is this something I can easily repair myself or do you think I should take it back to the dealer?
#4
09-30-2006 | 08:54 AM
Joined: Sep 2006
Posts: 40
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RE: Dear Abby
ORIGINAL: Cozmo
What is this aol that ye speak of!?!
Clearly you are teh ghey or you would enjoy such a fine joke!
What is this aol that ye speak of!?!
Clearly you are teh ghey or you would enjoy such a fine joke!
but by the 9th and 10th time it's starting to get predictable[sm=signs007.gif]
