It's a take off from You might be a Red Neck.
I thought it might be fun to put a truck forum spin to the same theme.

You've ever been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.
You might be a truck owner.
Your CB antenna is a danger to low-flying planes.
You might be a truck owner.
People hear your truck a long time before they see it.

 

I have been known to crawl under trucks at Walmart to look at the suspension.